DarthNick

Uhm, no title

2006-09-21T01:55:00.000-07:00

Haha okay today shall be the day jianhao did more than 3 gay things!!! HE DID FIVE !!! Lol , k after a absurdly boring CME Lesson where we were Treated to some gay videos featuring some Fab Chups and some Grandpa that fished around when hes a kid, we went on some China outing... walking to staircase and jianhao flipped lao da off, so naturally everyone else started going : "Ohhh Da jianhao Da ta Da ta !!!!" Well we just started hitting him lightly whilst making it look like we were beating the crap out of him, or at least thats what we'd do cuz before we did anything he tried to elbow me, i managed to move away, then he punched martin and punched matthew in the eye, Full strenght btw, not a joke punch. Porn. Then matthew said something very prostitutely to jian hao and chee kiong came out of nowhere and we got Bullshit. We followed lao da out of school to go eat at the nearby coffee shop, we took up two friggin tables, and then jun wen and his regular group of frends ( mick, thomas and weixiang, i think there were others i dunno) came soon after, they took up two tables too, damn our class took four tables altogether. lol. Then midway thru our meal jianhao yelled out at some people WAY inside the coffee shop, and he screwed himself. After that he took my cup of chrysanthemum tea, i thought he wanted to drink so i didnt stop him, then he stuck his damned hand inside the 3/4 filled cup of drink to take ice, * okay i was already damned bloody pissed by that* then he knocked the cup down, GOODBYE $1.20 !!!! I vulgared and he walked to the other table and threw the ice at martin. Yok got hit by the ice and was already pissed by previous bullshit and yelled at jianhao. K we went to J8, raced in two groups to see which way was the fastest way to get to the J8 interchange, lol so the Normal way was the Slower way, but they ran so thats cheating. We hung around at mini toons for awhile, saw some guy with the headband that the ninjas in the naruto anime/manga wear and we were like, what the hell naruto lol. Then he walked pass us in comics connection while we were observing games and while he was only about a meter away from us Martin went "Sharingan!!" and sean said go Naruto. well, what can you expect when you walk around wearing that headband. stayed at best denki for awhile then took taxi home. Jianhao kept some coins and said i had it and screwed himself cause no one believes him. Then he bent over to my seat infront and when he sat back properly he said he took the money from me, uhh whats the point of that? O_o, i dropped off and went home.

Well END FOR TODAY.

Nick

Chupping leads to Death

2006-09-16T21:55:00.000-07:00

Mmm okay i just came back from breakfast and im currently waiting for some Japan Hour to start on Chn news asia.. mmm... salmon...rawr... K, enuf of that, heres some news, a man happily walking with a woman got Approached and CHUPed and wtf, KILLED. Heres the article.

A man has died after being attacked by a group of men at Havelock Road early Sunday.
Police responded to a call about an injured man lying at Central Square at about 1.40am.
He had suffered some stab wounds to his stomach and was sent to the Singapore General Hospital where he died about half an hour later.
Investigations showed the victim was with a woman when he was attacked by a group of about 8 to 10 men, believed to be Malays in their 20s.
A second victim, who was nearby when the attack happened, suffered some cuts to his right forearm.
The assailants, who were clad in black jackets or sweaters, were seen running along Havelock Road and into New Market Road.
No weapons have been recovered at the crime scene.

oooh... pwnt by 10 dudes.

Remember kids !!!! Gangsterism is bad !!!!

Uhhhh cant be assed to think of a title

2006-09-12T04:15:00.000-07:00

ignore the title, =/.

K you all know whats really screwed up? yesterday i planned to sleep when i go home but shit, CHEE peng tuition, as i pretty much wasted term3 i thought i should study, Sleep posponed to today, and today, wtf, English Oral that lasted till 4:30pm -_-".... Im never going to get enough sleep...

Okay to be MORE detailed about the day, well abit unusual morning, i didnt eat curry puffs or stuffs, instead, i and some others got treated to ANTS... ugh... ms tew's class was some Xiao lao Shit stuff, and god i was just so f'ing tired today, i totally fell asleep for 30 mins before ms tew woke me up, then i dosed off till the end of the lesson in a reading position >.< Science was pretty fun i guess, learnt Communities and all that animal stuff that mr tay should talk about on animal planet. Recess was not too out of the normal, which was abnormal since things normally go out of the normal... blah confusing, lolz. Midway between recess and chee kiong was abit odd, zheng yong followed us to the toilet and got mass ownage inside, he got dragged into the cubicle by yok and seemed to get uhh.... dunno, humped? then he went out , he opened the toilet door, shut it, and went back in the cubicle to pee or something, wtf cant he use those little pee bucket w/e stuff for peeing? lol. we shut the door and put a table infront of it , then after that yok came in and gave us a strange face to look at, everybody went silent and the music playing from bob's phone kinda echoed through the place, lol, then he went back out and martin climbed ontop the other cubicle to see zhengyong pee and he was like Ahhhha.... ( in his strange funny voice) and went out, i told him to get back in and pee properly but he refused and WTF he didnt zip his pants and left pee trails -_-", after that he blamed me for not being able to pee everything out, like wtf i did tell him to go back in and pee properly, Spoon... ( Spoon doesnt mean exactly mean anything, i just say it for nothing lol). Well the rest went okay, i got a sweet hilarious book from chun heng, then had the oral exam, god had to wait so damn long for my turn. After that i went home in a taxi with matthew, chatted with the taxi uncle all the way back. Then later i went back to bishan to buy stuff and saw Latiff and another officer Inspecting all the cars =O Police Workz!!! Well thats pretty much all for today, cyas.

Crocodile hunter is dead... * cries*

2006-09-06T01:04:00.000-07:00

Yeah... a few days ago i guess you all would have heard this dreadful news.....*sniff*... the one about steve irwin and the stingray... So i was playing World of warcraft and some of the players were talking about steve irwin and that he is dead. Didnt believe it for awhile but so many people talked about it and everything tallied... i went to check the news and OMFG HES REALLY DEAD !!! AND OF ALL THINGS HE GOT KILLED BY A DAMN STINGRAY !!!

Dammit...i always thought a croc would kill him.... now we all know that Stingrays are more badass than crocs... well shit... i loved his shows on animal planet, i dont see them so often cause its hard to get them at a time when im free but it was always nice seeing his happy sunshine face and watching him handle crocs.. then he got smart and pissed off a stingray which led him to his grave.. he was filming a documentary with stingrays, and according to the people that wrote the news, he swam too close and agitated the stingray which in some sort of defence, used the barb hidden in its tail thats full of poison ( most of the time ) and stabbed him straight in the heart, im not trying to be funny but thats a instant kill, irwin pulled out the barb and he fainted, or died straight away as most people suggest, whether or not he died or the spot.. after being checked by the doctors he was comfirmed dead, and just like that one of the most cheerful and well liked person in the world is GONE... although yeah i didnt really like it that much that he fed a croc while holding his kid, if he had made some slip or something the croc would probably choose the bigger baby over that piece of dirty meat... Oh and those playing WoW, feel free to come to Sentinels server where theres a little memorial.... Arghhh ********CRY******* >.<

I give my respects to Steve Irwin...

Nick

Teachers Day

2006-08-31T00:49:00.000-07:00

Okay hi everybody, and sorry for not posting recently, Laziness has overcome me ^^
Todays Teachers Day !!!! Just as i reached school, it started raining on me !! omg!!! I quickly ran into the small school gate near the security guard post and went to the canteen to our usual gathering spot. All the sports leaders and some others including chunheng were there, the sports leaders were skilling around with the ball and we just hung out there till the rain got heavy enough to start splashing into the pathway where we sat. We moved to the canteen and then to Ah tew's class when bell rang. The school got gay and left us in the class till about 8:30 to do some retarded aces ( All Children Execise Simultaniously -_-) day exercise, you know those where you move sideways and stuff then stick out your ass to "fart"... got lazy again and was sleepy so i pretty much skipped the whole exercise with hweeling, got early recess that lasted about 50 mins, got back into the hall suffered gay concert treatment, some parts were nice and funny but it got really boring and frustrating after awhile, at the end of the performance got into alittle fight with jupri, i quickly tried to douse flames with water but people suddenly came to beat him up >.< , he got all pissed and then i doused the watered flame with more water and it got calm. We waited for martin then went to pei chun, i went inside and got reminded of china and stuffs, then i went home when i got all tired and stuffs. All for today ppls, goodbye =).

Stop emailing me

2006-08-19T10:07:00.000-07:00

Um for those that have no idea whats going on, its like this.... about 4-5 people are emailing me about my blog with random issues, theres 2 unknown singaporeans and some aussie guys emailing me once in awhile with things like Hello, nice blog or What band is that on your blogskin, Now i do have a cbox, USE IT FOREIGNERS!!!! Same applies to singaporeans whether i know you or not, and to that random australian that emailed me about the cbox, its that chat box thingy on the blog, you put in a name, and send a message, got it? And sorry about those hoping for a reply, i cant seem to email you back. Goodbye.

Another day

2006-08-17T01:55:00.000-07:00

Okay hi everyone. Today started off usual, it seems Martin didnt get free rides to school today, so when i came he was alone, eating. We chatted for awhile and then grayson came, followed by kingsley and jianhao then matthew and all the rest. Jianhao was sick in the morning, me and matthew watched he walk back and forth from the toilet. Okay over with that, we had flag raising, got morning LECTURING by ms tew, haiqal suffered as well and then listened to Samuel Goh COMPLAIN. Something about a gyss girl meeting a boy, is love that wrong? Next up was ms tew's class, everyone else was having a test so i just chilled off at the back and did my math homework with ya xiang and zhangxin. After that we had PE, while the others went to play, i had to do my NAPFA 5 Stations, BLAH DAMMIT!!! i wasted a period doing that, and my stomach got exposed while i was doing sit up and my belly hair got Discovered by people. Recess played soccer abit... then we got treated to Wang Piew... boring lessons...then math and we got Sex Education by lee chee kiong, that guy seems have ALOT of friends that know everything, we got told masturbation is bad and addictive and leads to the dark side =X. After school we went to have lunch and go to police post, jian hao seems to have anger problems with mick and grayson, i had a little argument with mick while eating but, oh well i buried the hatchet if there was any IMMEDIATELY. Jianhao just kept going on though, Fighting with Friends is bad, PEACE AND HARMONY LEADS TO PROSPERITY !!! Okay so we reported Johnny to the policeman, whom i'll from here on call, Latif. Okay johnny, now Johnny is a strange man, hes crazy, and he rides around in a bicycle doing scary and disturbing things. I was really surprised when i found out everyone else knew about Johnny, i saw him years ago riding around a bicycle at my place, the first time i saw him i was walking outside the mcdonald next to my block, he rode past me and looked at me and yelled out: PANGSAI!!!!! then he fell off his bike and scolded my a fucker and quickly rode away, the second time i saw him was at a market, he rode in his bike again and pointed the middle finger at me and stuck his tongue out at people. WTF? so we reported him and Latif phoned him up and told him off. We had a long chat with Latif and decided to have an Alliance with him. After that me and the usuals took taxi home together.

Learning Festival

2006-08-07T05:49:00.000-07:00

Hi friends, okay today is our learning festival, i had no idea what it was and came to school packed up for lessons, of all days i felt that maybe i should properly pack my bag and brought everything required for lessons except the home econs tupperware, god dammit im lucky i didnt bring that, i didnt even need to bring anything actually, i went to school and everybody was like, Light Weight Bags, wtf martin didnt even bring his bag >.< . So morning as usual, everybody came one by one, OM made me clean the place wtf, hes like treating students as slaves or something, whenever hes too lazy to do it just happens like this...

OM: Eh you boy, i leave you incharge of cleaning up the place
Nick: Wtf? WhY?
Everybody else: * laughs*
Nick: * waits for the OM to walk away* Eh OM CHUP TOH LOH?

This isnt the first time, awhile ago he made me carry a bench from the field to the canteen while i was on the way to play soccer, biatch.

Okay after the morning usuals, anthem and all that. all the boxercise were to go to the hall, so i went along and played with zhengyong. We lined up and some macho dude with super big muscles started teaching us kickboxing, alot of people didnt do, particularly the girls, lazyness, zhengyong did but his punches were weak and he looked like he was either humping someone or dancing. Soon it was a little quiz, me and zhipeng tried out a math question, we didnt know the answer and we just got anyhow chose A and got it correct, TYCONESS.

Yay recess buds ! Today we eat nasi lemak, ate it up then played soccer to discover to our horror that the Bangla workers have buried our wishing well and probably got crazy over all the cups, 10 cent coins and total nike shoes inside, today's recess was abit extended, but we didnt e ven touch the ball, o well, later we got china tour around the school, first we CHUPed wang piews class, we went in, took all his balloons and went out, poor him. Then we headed to mr lee chee Kiongs class, he was dressed in some funny yellow clothes and was showing newspapers =/ we screwed up his class and left after chupping some sec1 kids, they gave us terrified looks when we suddenly shouted at them =P . Then we headed for some Mr Gun class, weird snowflake lesson, after we exitted and walked abit it seemed our Lao Da has pang sei us, we phoned him and he said WE pang sei-ed HIM and we got a mass demotion. Then we found him in Mr teh's class, mr teh btw has a very nice bald head at the moment.... So mr teh is having us make snakes, okay we made a stupid head, wrote Zhong Guo ( china) on it and wrote down yaxiang's phone number to signify our China Tong. We made a crap snake and left before finishing it, we headed for another class, first lesson was super weird, some malay dudes struggled to teach us some black magic water tricks, he kept putting coins in a full cup of water and it didnt overflow, the stupid water was like floating above the brim, and the asshole teaching us kept stopping whenever we made noise, even a cough will stop him and he gives you a gay face to look at. next station is a more cooler experiment, we made sounds with wine cups with water, im gonna do this at home to show my mom =D then last one was presented to us by TOH XINYI, SEc 1!!! Okay so after abit of teasing at the start we treated her abit better, we were showed some paper which holds books and stuffs then we headed ( oh and by now theres only me, martin, sean, matthew and faris) to some com lab, boring maths, and our last learning festival class we got shown math magick tricks, in the last question i got abit creative and came up with an animal KIWI ( through the trick you'll end up getting animals), i was supposed to choose a fruit starting with the last letter but wth which fruit starts with I? I failed there and stopped. After abit of explanations we headed to the hall late, i got seated, less than 3 mins we went home. We wasted some time outside of school before me and jianhao left for the bus, sean insisted on waiting for martin so we left without him. 88 came and we boarded it and saw that sean was walking towards the bus stop, changing his mind at the last minute, well too late, we could have waited for a 57 with him if he had came sooner. I walked to my house with jian hao and he continued home there. Okay thats today for you all, goodbye !

Nick

GRATZ TO BAND

2006-08-06T05:01:00.000-07:00

Okay hi people, so i happened to see sean's blog today and saw his post on the band and i'd just like to congratulate all of them for getting second place ( first place would be greater but hey, like sean said second is no small thing) and KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND OWN !!! =) Now im going to take a look at blogskins i've decided to change the skin. Later pplz

Medical Certifikate?

2006-08-04T20:53:00.000-07:00

Okay i didnt go to school for the last two days, i got fever soon after coming home and playing the whacked laggy game that is Last Chaos. After awhile of finally uninstalling Last chaos( the stupid game uninstalled another program when i uninstalled it) I started getting sorethroat. I immediately went to the fridge and got some lozenges. The sorethroat just got worst and soon my body started aching and my head felt funny. I somehow knew what was going on and took my temperature. 37.8 Okay fever. I told my grandma and she said If you got sorethroat take your sweets( the lozenges). What sweets? I SAID FEVER!!! After telling her about 3 times she finally realized im telling her, I got fever. It got worst over the night and the next morning it was 38.1, no school, it got abit better the next day but still high (37.8) and headaches persist. Oh well in short fevers SUCK.

The China Times 2/9/06

2006-08-02T03:44:00.000-07:00

Okay hi people, so today is a guangyang school holiday, why? i dont know why, but it rocks anyway. I agreed to watch some movie with zet how matthew sean grayson and mick so i left the house in the morning at 10 and met with them in a hawker center at J8 interchange, i ordered food and ate, soon we all left to get our tickets. We were originally planning on watching pirates of the carribean but we were late for the show so we took second choice, DragonTiger Gate at 12. Till then we wasted time by first going to 7 11 to get some drinks, then we played in arcade for awhile, i beat matthew in daytona but i got last place or third when i played against 3 others ( zet how mick and sean i think). After a fun time at the arcade we bought 1.5litre drinks and some chicken from the taiwanese stall in the basement then headed for our DragonTiger Gate Kung Fu Movie. Okay we looked like we were smuggling drugs when we tried to put all our drinks and food inside Zet How's bag, it looked bloated after everything went in, i was surprised the ticket man didnt notice, or maybe he just doesnt give a fock. After being seated and being Advertised we got our Kung Fu movie, it started out like some comic strip then the main show, it was about some guy called DRAGON who left his brother TIGER. At the start we got entertained by Chup Violence, the main guy (tiger) was with his friends at some casino eating, then suddenly all the Proffessional Dogs of our main China Tong came out of nowhere, then more dogs all came out and chilled while talking about some plaque, and when one of them went over to some family and CHUPPED them, Tiger got all heroic and displayed Kungfu Leetness and owned china tong. >.< . Okay the entire movie is too long to explain, at the end Tiger And Dragon and TurboLeopard owned some evil guy then returned to claim their DragonTiger Gate kungfu school. THE END.

After being Kung Fued we wanted to play street soccer, but somehow ended up in the arcade again, we played a basketball game and daytona, i play bikes with matthew and lost by one place. Only after all that did we finally go to mick's place for soccer. It is Chup Free today and the only chups are at the basketball court smoking. Then we played our soccer, zet how got a toe injury awhile before martin come. Bob and Matthew kept having joke fights with each other, we played and had fun with some pain, then me matthew bob and martin took taxi home. When we got home we installed the Last Chaos game we got for free, we got Scammed and Owned, graphics and gameplay are okay but IT LAGS, then we couldnt uninstall, wtf lol. Ah well Goodbye

Nick signing out :)

THE BOOB TIMES 31/7/06

2006-07-31T04:14:00.000-07:00

Okay the day started out alright, after we had ms tew was the Wang Piew Preaching Time. So according to the plan we made last week we are to show attitude and stay outside of class where we are Unpreached and Cooled by the wind. Then mr lim called us back in. We tried all kinds of methods to get him to chase us out of class like calling him by his name ( WANG PIEW!!!) or just chanting his name and our china tong rap. He doesnt seem to care, Oh well.

First after recess if the home econs, as haiqal didnt bring something and couldnt cook, and zhengyong was absent, the extra demi joined martin and matthew joined me and hweeling, yay more chefs. We cooked two shepards pie, hweeling didnt want to eat so i got one whole pie to myself and the other matthew took, i tried the pie, tastes too salty and after awhile i got a stomach ache =O. Later we had the literature, it seems Mervyn and JP has got bored with macbeth and friends so he started us off with talks about lighting in the room which eventually led to poems, not too exciting lesson this time but what do you expect out of lessons anyway.

Okay Ding Dong skool over, we exited the drama room where jian hao has once again found us, wtf lol. Then i went down first to eat the shepards pie, it was too salty to continue eating, oh well i failed as a cook. The rest except jian hao came down, it seems he has gone home. We left school to have our lunch at the coffee shop nearby and talked about our small chup and about the chicken rice poor quality, we started acting gangster and played with our food to show our dislike, then one of us said mr goh and i was thinking, HAHa funny but i'll just play along. So i looked around pretending to be shocked then i was like.... HOLY MOFOS ITS REALLY SAMUEL. He was walking with his usual shirt pants n sandals with socks. We ran away and some guys at the 7 11 next door ran away as well, then the OM came out of nowhere and said: ANY FIGHTS LITTLE BOYS?!?!?!?. Ahhhhh OM and DM tag team, we ran away and they followed us behind until the traffic light. We looked for mick and got some food then took a taxi at j8 to the court, taxi didnt chase any of us out this time. We drove to the place and collected the ball and we placed our bags at micks house, i didnt want to but they kept bugging me and i just left it there. Oh well peer pressure. Then we played ball downstairs, careful not to get into trouble with the chups hanging there. We played in the basketball court as alot of big boys were in the street soccer court, then some kids asked in abit angry tone why we play soccer here and just stared at us, we immediately left, we dont want to get chupped. While waiting for one of the street soccer teams to finish we played abit of Monkey, sean kept lobbing the ball into the court and pissing off the boys playing at the moment. Finally it was our turn, we ran in with high spirits against the frigging monsters that were about to kill us. So as usual i played defence, mick joined me and bob was our keeper. Matthew Zethow and grayson on offense. It went okay, sean let in one goal, nevermind hes still the best, i sucked abit at the start as my muscles were abit cracked but they got powered up as we went on. Then one of the guys, the tallest one kicked the ball with his almighty leg and as i was defending i had to get infront of that. Pain in the lower left leg. =/. They were like out to kill us, i tried heading and someone hit my head, Pain. Then while i was defending again the same guy sent the ball flying into my boobs. Owned >.< . I was dying to go home, same for sean. Our bags have been held hostage in micks house, he refuses to let us get our bags and go home, Damn i knew it was a bad idea putting our bag there. We kept playing and playing and i kept whinning like a bitch. Sean was just hoping we either score or let in a goal so he could go back. The match was supposed to end with 3 goals scored. Then it got pushed to 5 then 6, 7,8 before we were able to leave. I got my bag and went home in a taxi with sean and matthew. Okay finally after all the waiting im on my way home.

=) Till next time,

Nick

THE BOOB TIMES 28/7/06

2006-07-28T04:14:00.000-07:00

YAY BLOG WORKING AGAIN !!! ^^ SORRY IF ANYONE WAS EXPECTING THINGS LIKE THE CIP OR WHATEVER BEING POSTED, BLAME THE WHACKO BLOG!!! Now that thats been cleared on to the daily boob.

Okay so today things went as usual, idiotic science in the morning, then wang piew, then recess, and art where for the first time i got praised for art somehow, people seem to fancy bloody red trees and grass and evil lambs or gangsters with huge knifes. Then last lesson math which was only 15 mins long. Today is some match between Guangyang and Braddell Westlake ( we study in the same school but theres this much uhh... Schoolism?). Since the match was at 3 and school finished at 12:45 me jianhao matthew sean and martin decided to waste time by walking around. First stop at the new bubble tea shop, got strawberry ice blend, i love strawberry ice blends =). We made our way to J8, using the excellent 1337 53cr3t P4th of M4tthew, a nice long walk through a whole lot of shops, bakery and a seven eleven, all that and we only arrived at the bus interchange =/. Jian hao changed his hong kong money to sg money and we got treated to a mcdonald meal. me and bob poured all the fries onto a tray and everybody was staring at us envious of our fries mount. After the meal where my hand got owned by a force of BBQ sauce and curry sauce we cleaned up and went to get out taxi. We made plans: As there were 5 of us, martin would go infront seat as he is going home, the rest of us have to rush to the back quickly and hope the driver doesnt say anything. PLAN FAILED!!! we got taxi, martin went infront, then we screwed and the driver shooed matthew out of the taxi. Sorry matthew, you could have sat on my lap but you got compensated anyway =). We stopped at jianhaos house and martin continued in the taxi home. While jianhao was walking thru blk8, me and bob ran for his house from the back, bent on entering his house, we got upstairs and hid behind a wall waiting for jianhao to come and open the door which is when we would charge in. Well.. STEALH OPS FAILED !!! PLAN FAILED AGAIN!! Jianhao saw us peeking over the wall, he let us in anyway. PLANNING WASTED. Okay jianhaos house is sort of nice, but little did we know it was.. BOOBY TRAP HOUSE ( The booby there has no relations to breasts) . We had tour, we entered his room and owned it. I found his clothes, maple cards, some mp3, dragon cup, something which said I MUST SCORE 6As and all kind of stuff. Bob was sitting on a chair in the room doing something and i found a tiger balm thing. I smelt it and it was like.. Tiger balm hot. I didnt know it was booby trapped and made watery by jianhao when its supposed to be solid, and lunged it under bobs nose. The watery tiger balm spilled on his clothes and TIGER BALMED IT!!!. His face was like WTF?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!?!?. I cleaned his clothes but it was futile, the tiger balm trap was effective, it sunk into his clothes and tiger balmed his stomach, now this is really hotness prevails. He washed his clothes and it continued smelling like tiger balm. He kept it in a plastic bag after that and wore his PE clothes. We then toured jian hao's kitchen. Sean checked his fridge and took out a chocolate and ate it. He then looked at the expiry date: EXPIRED 2005. XD Apparently jianhao keeps all kinds of goodies that are expired for his sister.. evil dude.. after leaving the house we did some bad things which involved clothes and lift doors. we were going to take a taxi when jianhao remembered he needed the gloves. Oh well, up and down again. Then we flagged a taxi and headed back to school where an angry matthew was waiting. Mainly for me. We compensated his with 2 packets of sweets. Anger Doused. It was raining like mad in awhile and the match got pushed to 4:30pm. The match was sort of wicked. Mass Carnage, the braddell westlakers were owning guangyang, both in terms of score and breaking of bones. Haiqal got injured, zet how got his face squashed into a fat players boobs and various others met with much mishap. Overall score, Braddell 6-1 Guangyang. Owned... we took a taxi home and i got much scolding =/

BLOG TODAY! SG POLY!!!

2006-07-18T03:51:00.000-07:00

Weeee hi folks, been awhile since i wrote something, couldn't find anything worth writing. So well today we went to Singapore Polytechnic, after seeing mr. Mak (i think thats how its spelt, sorry if its wrong) we boarded our standard bus and sat on our standard seats at the back. So i got lucky and managed to get two seats to myself =), martin's seat at first was like, broken, lol :D. so thru out the journey to the poly we were like.. singing songs, staring out the window, i tried to sleep but failed. In awhile we arrived at the poly and i was like, Is this the poly or is this some shopping centre? cause it had like, a gigantic carpark, and there was a gigantic building with a gigantic sign saying: SINGAPORE POLYTECHNIC. Okay.. SG poly, fine, not that big, or so i thought... we headed to their auditorium first, big, we got seats somewhere on the right row of seats and watched some uncle francis talk and a strange lame alien movie. After listening to the lecture on Choosing Your Paths we were asked questions. Ahhh zhengyong decided to stand up and answer the question about 30 seconds after someone else answered it. he got laughed at XD. Then we were told about our Treasure Hunt game. Yay treasure hunt, it was me bob chunheng ( our chief hunter) matthew zethow and 4 girls from other classes. After reading the rules etc etc we were set loose into the massive compound. Okay remember me thinking the school isnt that big? i take that back. Its OMFG HUGE! They had 3 cafeterias with Pizza Hut, KFC, Mcdonalds and the assorted food you normally find in all schools. So we were like, walking all over the poly and asking people for directions, yelling FOR THE PIZZA all the way ( first to finish gets pizza hut voucher) . So in our journey in the gigantic citadel we were like, stunned. They had as i said 3 cafeterias, that enuf? Noooo... not enuf. They have maze-like toilets, gigantic engineering workshops with omega large machines like those in warehouses and it was so big, even the school's own students don't know the way around, some of those bastards decided to act smart and gave us wrong directions which we happily followed, SCAMMED!!! So we managed to get back, we got the 8th place in the race, damn, we got chocolates and some pen anyway. The bus trip back was abit.. anyhow? me and martin decided to piss off all the people outside the protection of our safe bus. Martin pulled up his clothes and pressed his stomach against the windows so people can see them and i well, showed a certain finger for fun. Heres a list of people that saw us... A indian guy at a bus stop, Indian guys at a workplace, students, a bus load of other people ( they were like WTF when they looked out their windows at us) a malay dude in his car, a woman in her car, a guy on a motorbike pointed a middle finger at us, and a auntie and her husband i s'pose in their van. When they saw us they were like, PISSED OFF!!!! The husband pointed his finger at us and his wife gave a really angry face and they chased us, we managed to shake them off though, good job bus driver. After getting a sort of scolding from a teacher we returned to school, got our bags, drinks and i took a taxi home with martin and bob. Once again i only had a 10 buck note. Hehehe...

Special Thanks

2006-07-07T21:32:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Ng Jian Hao for the new looks and the links and the cbox in my blog. =)

Truths

2006-07-07T02:14:00.000-07:00

Hullo people =D well nothing much has been happening today, or at least nothing i find interesting other than a teacher whos teaching something called Colour Your Emotions that sounds like hes going to molest you or something when he talks. So i've found some website with short stories and funny stuff... and i found some stuff which is like, really true. You know those Indestructable black boxes they put in airplanes? why don't they just make the whole plane out of the thing rather than let the plane get killed then find out what went wrong. Preventions better than cure isn't it? Now heres another, When someone is to be killed by lethal injection, why the hell do they sterilize the needle to prevent infections? like... hey you are trying to get the person put to death for his crimes whats the point of preventing infections? Well theres alot more of these and some other stuff but i forgot the website or i would post it here as some of them really are funny. If ur interested then.. good luck finding!

Till next time,
Nick

Teh Ants Strike Back

2006-07-05T04:23:00.000-07:00

Haha alright i've like had a long history with ants. bad history with those small red..or black..or white things. Well when they're small they are super irritating. When they grow big... okay they are scary, check out those razors they got on their mouths. So today i had zhi peng tuition...hardly any of us really payed attention... and i hardly got what he was saying, there goes 2 hours of my life. After that i follow jianhao and sean to the football court where there was some game going on. I managed to get a seat on a bench on a slope, i looked behind and it was like, Ant land. There were like ants crawling all over the fence, and on the bottom of it were about 15-20 ants clustered together having umm... group sex? I told the others and martin owned the ants with water, but that wasnt the end, the ants not only lived, they counter attacked, the big huge ants began scrambling and crawling up the chair, about 4 climbed onto martin and i helped knock them off. When more ants came we grabbed the chair and ran away, oh and Mr. Ambar...or ember..or Amber? whatever came to play too. After awhile i went back with Jianhao, i hate ants.

Okay hi ppls

2006-07-04T18:44:00.000-07:00

Awright i just made this blog... so... HI EVERYONE =D WELL SORRY FOR THE CAPS IM NICK, IM 14 ATM AND IF YOU DONT READ MY BLOG I'LL KILL YOU MOTHER!!!111! just kidding, well so there you go maybe i'll write something later today.